No.1 is what I thought would really happen, I was soon dissappointed and settled for number 4.
I even suggested we didn't call at some really super-dooper houses so 'they wouldn't get the truth and I bags their house'
I think I was joking.
Sadder still , both at meetings and on ministry, the best thing was the gossip, and I did't like myself very much for that either.
i cannot calm down at the moment because as i was cooking the tea,( sausages burgers chips beans eggs mushrooms etc) the chip pan appeared to ignite and flames ,no ,one big flame shot almost to the ceiling.i couldn't get near the cooker after i'd turned off the gas, as the heat was so intense.only my daughter with me, she started to call 999, i took over the call, trying to describe how to get to our fairly off-the-beaten track house, spelling t-h-e-n-a-m-e-o-f-o-u-r-h-o-u-s-e, heat getting very intense now, ceiling about to catch fire,spelling the name of n-e-a-r-es-t-t-o-w-n, screaming to daughter, get out of the house!
giving up with woman on phone, husband comes home, turns off gas bottle ( duh!
) beats out flames on wall.
Thanks Matty, funnily enough, I did think think it would make an excellent excuse to miss a meeting had I still been going.Thanx to all.
i cannot calm down at the moment because as i was cooking the tea,( sausages burgers chips beans eggs mushrooms etc) the chip pan appeared to ignite and flames ,no ,one big flame shot almost to the ceiling.i couldn't get near the cooker after i'd turned off the gas, as the heat was so intense.only my daughter with me, she started to call 999, i took over the call, trying to describe how to get to our fairly off-the-beaten track house, spelling t-h-e-n-a-m-e-o-f-o-u-r-h-o-u-s-e, heat getting very intense now, ceiling about to catch fire,spelling the name of n-e-a-r-es-t-t-o-w-n, screaming to daughter, get out of the house!
giving up with woman on phone, husband comes home, turns off gas bottle ( duh!
) beats out flames on wall.
Thanks Blues Brother and SYN, can't do big electricity as we are at least 50,000 away from mains supply.We are usually very safety conscious, but the pipe had just split over time without us noticing, WHEW!
i cannot calm down at the moment because as i was cooking the tea,( sausages burgers chips beans eggs mushrooms etc) the chip pan appeared to ignite and flames ,no ,one big flame shot almost to the ceiling.i couldn't get near the cooker after i'd turned off the gas, as the heat was so intense.only my daughter with me, she started to call 999, i took over the call, trying to describe how to get to our fairly off-the-beaten track house, spelling t-h-e-n-a-m-e-o-f-o-u-r-h-o-u-s-e, heat getting very intense now, ceiling about to catch fire,spelling the name of n-e-a-r-es-t-t-o-w-n, screaming to daughter, get out of the house!
giving up with woman on phone, husband comes home, turns off gas bottle ( duh!
) beats out flames on wall.
I cannot calm down at the moment because as I was cooking the tea,( sausages burgers chips beans eggs mushrooms etc) the chip pan appeared to ignite and flames ,no ,one big flame shot almost to the ceiling.I couldn't get near the cooker after I'd turned off the gas, as the heat was so intense.Only my daughter with me, she started to call 999, I took over the call, trying to describe how to get to our fairly off-the-beaten track house, spelling t-h-e-n-a-m-e-o-f-o-u-r-h-o-u-s-e, heat getting very intense now, ceiling about to catch fire,spelling the name of n-e-a-r-es-t-t-o-w-n, screaming to daughter, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! Giving up with woman on phone, husband comes home, turns off gas bottle ( duh!) beats out flames on wall. Fire engine + police, all well now finish cooking tea on stove. No it wasn't the chip pan it was a split in the gas pipe which caught fire, maybe we can decorate soon!
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Wonderful fun for all the family! Thanks Dubla.
taken directly from a site - and only slightly altered - devoted to this wonderful new belief that wipes the floor with tin-pot religions like jw's.
here is da troof!.
1. what is last thursdayism?
I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE!
But aren't felines also involved in politics, is this permitted by the doctrines fof the Church of Last Thursday?
I refer to the cat who is the Leader of the Monster Raving Looney Party. Or is this just more implanted memories?
I am owned by 2 cats who live outdoors because they keep getting worms, and they do toilets in the house if they come in, does this mean I am doomed to the Kitty Litter?
time for a little honesty here folks!
how many here have actually visited or (worse) lived in houses where the following pics were on display?.
so who's going to be brave and post a pic of what's hanging over their mantelpiece?.
Cobwebs, I'm very sloppy.
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i know i've posted a question similar to this before, but what with all the newcomers here, i thought no harm to ask the question again.. what do you enjoy doing with your spare time and why?.
celtic mark - cornwall uk
I like to read, mainly non-fiction.The Golden Bough is good, looking for The Passover Plot.
Knitting, hand and machine, crochet, tatting etc. also cooking and eating.
Taking the dog for walks, we live on the edge of a forest.
Going to see my sheep on the hill.
what a day of mixed emotions yesterday turned out to be.. first off, i discovered that someone had bounced a sizable cheque on me.
1600 pounds to be precise, ouch.
her ladyship calmed me down and explained, as everywhere was closed on sunday, that there was nothing to be done until monday, so, big fella, put it from your mind!.
Very glad it all worked out OK for you, and you didn't let a possible really bad thing get you both down!.
made some quesadillas last night.
they were very yummie.
however a friend i had over did not want theirs with all the ingredients that i put on mine.
What a fabulous topic! Yes I like food, my favourite, probably meat pies, especially steak and kidney, home made. I cook every day. I frequently cook Indian style meals both meat and veggie. I sometimes do Jamaican chicken rice 'n' peas, and once in a while curried goat,( got a few growing up now!)I think I heard a few people scream. I also do a lot with venison, casseroles are best as the meat doesn't dry out.
Unfortunately all fishy-type stuff makes me very ill.
I do not bother much with sweet things, though I do cook puddings for the family.
Do you know the nursery rhyme about Jack Spratt? well my husband and I look like them except he eats all the sweet things and I'm the larger one!
The family all enjoy eating and we are all adventurous.
I recently tried making sourdough starter but I got scared as by the 3rd day it looked like runny putty and smelt of yogurt, maybe that was right.
I do enjoy cooking for crowds!
